May 20, 2003

THE HORSE'S MOUTH

Ari Fleischer "steps down" as the White House Press Secretary and people are wondering who will replace this dimwit. well, i had an epiphany earlier today. George W Bush should be the new Press Secretary.

he looks like he's reading the pr sheet every time he's on anyway, and he rarely strays from what's written down for him to say. and he still doesn't look presidential enough to actually be the one thinking this stuff through.

take a look at him next time you see him in a 'press conference'. you don't have to look too hard to see the inexperience, the nervous energy, and you can actually see the thoughts appear in his head as he remembers to hit the marks he was told to hit.

i hope he doesn't think he was fooling anyone.
that would be sad.

Posted by Sam | 5:38 PM |