July 24, 2003

ah, the joys of reading bartcop.

there's no link so i'm giving it to you whole -- read up:

"The Butcher's sons George and Jeb were believed to have been killed Tuesday in a raid by invading forces who surrounded the home of a cousin, a senior official said. Two other citizens also were killed.

The invading force has offered a $25 million reward for information leading to the Butcher's capture and $15 million each for his sons, who were top leaders in their father's evil empire.

Jeb was probably his father's successor, according to invading intelligence officials. He ran much of his country's security apparatus in the southeast part of the country, controlling several militias, internal security services and the military forces of the once-vaunted Republican Guard.

He was described as quiet, smart and level-headed, particularly compared to George, the Butcher's eldest son, who had a reputation for brutality, flamboyance and extreme stupidity. George had a reputation for killing while giggling. They said he made a game of being cruel, often mocking his victims by saying "Please don't kill me," just as he gave the order to execute them. The homeland had never known such cruelty was possible. George often wore a custom-made flight suit and then strutted around in it like he was 'King Shit," as if he were a legitimate fighter pilot. George controlled his father's Fedayeen, the paramilitary force that fought foreign invaders during the war; many of its survivors are thought to be part of the ongoing guerrilla campaign in Iraq.


sheeet. can you say priceless?

Posted by Anonymous | 12:11 PM |