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i was just reading Late-Night Political Jokes & Funny Quotes this morning and they had too many good quotes in there (and some surprising ones from Leno, usually known as a softballer) so i'm sharing them here:
"Last night during the California gubernatorial debate, Arianna Huffington accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of not treating women well. Huffington may have a point because Arnold's response was 'shut up bitch.'" —Conan O'Brien
"So, Arnold chooses to dispel rumors of misogyny by implying that he will kill Arianna Huffington in his next movie. Excellent." —Jon Stewart, after Schwarzenegger said he had a perfect role for Huffington in "Terminator 4"
"In a brand new poll where New Yorkers were asked if Hillary Clinton should run for president next year, 69 percent said no. After hearing this, Bill Clinton said 'Please don't ever say Hillary in the same sentence as 69." —Conan O'Brien
"According to a new CNN poll, President Bush's approval rating has dropped to its lowest level ever, rating at 50 percent. The last time he had a 50 percent, he was taking his finals at Yale." —Jay Leno
"They had the big debates tonight, with Arnold and Cruz, and they got the questions beforehand. Even Miss America contestants don't get the questions beforehand. It's like Jeopardy for dumb people." —Jay Leno
"Bush's approval rating has fallen to its lowest levels ever. Let me tell you, it's going to be hard on President Bush if he is a one-term president. His father was a one-term president, but at least his father got elected once." —Jay Leno
"President Bush spoke to the United Nations yesterday and it didn't go well. Many of its members accused him of unilateralism. Bush was angry when he heard this and even angrier when he was told what it meant." —Conan O'Brien
"Yesterday, President Bush spoke to the U.N. and asked the world to help Iraq write a constitution. Today, John Ashcroft said 'What's a constitution?'" —Jay Leno
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