January 17, 2004

you got your diapers on?
i give you president george w bush in an interview with the new yorker:
No President has ever done more for human rights than I have.

"this is the new shit!" indeed.

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i forgot to mention this this morning. two weeks ago i talked about how the passenger-side door to my car got stuck and wouldn't open anymore. even the handles inside and outside the door were loose when you pulled on them. i thought something got loose or broke off inside. i hadn't yet called for an appointment to get it checked out yet because i was a) lazy, and b) waiting for my pay next week so that if i did need a new part i would be sure to have enough money for it (no point in going if i can't get it fixed at the same time, right?).

so i've been driving around for the past two weeks without a functioning passenger door. it sucks. thank god i wasn't giving rides to too many people. but yesterday i was waiting for the car to warm up when all of a sudden i hear a small pop from the passenger side. it sounded as if it came from outside the car. but after watching the door in stunned silence for a few seconds i leaned over and pulled on the door handle.

the door opened!!!
i fuckin shit you not! the door is fine! lol
i was so happy, smiling almost from ear to ear. i almost lost money getting it checked out. yay!

and i'm happy it's not broken 'cause that woulda been at least $150 out of my pockets, which woulda ben fine if it meant i had a working car door; but having it back in my pocket feels great :)

i'm a very happy man :)

Posted by Anonymous | 12:52 PM |